I actually haven't seen this one before. My friend April tagged me with this.

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase.
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Claire needs a savage beating." (Perhaps...)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Claire looks like a watermelon and I want to eat her!"

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Claire says that time you bro'd down with John Tory at Little Shop of Horrors." (what the >_>

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Claire want to be president!" (hellz yah!)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Claire does a dance."

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Claire hates vanilla ice cream." (what a lie!)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Claire asks a good question." (I always do.)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Claire goes to Mexico." (Hola!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Claire likes to groove at the clubs." (Woah baby)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Claire eats earthworm flavored jelly beans." (yucky!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Claire wears a thong."

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Claire was arrested for indecent exposure while crossing The Bay bridge." (I'm like the naked cowboy, only better!)

I tag anyone who wants to do this.